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Douche Canoe Women’s Crop Top
Douche Canoe Women’s Crop Top
Get ready to rock the 'Douche Canoe Women’s Crop Top', a bold blend of comfort and attitude. This isn't just a crop top; it's your new go-to for making a statement. Made from 100% combed cotton, it's not only incredibly soft but also built to last longer than your boyfriends stupid hair that always somehow looks better than yours, even though he plays video games all day. Also, our heather colors come in a mix of 85% cotton and 15% viscose. So then there's that too.
With a fabric weight of 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), this top strikes the perfect balance between lightweight and durable. The relaxed fit and dropped shoulders are all about comfort, ensuring you feel as good as you look. Slay bitch. The cropped length isn't just trendy; it's perfect for spring and summer vibes, making it a versatile addition to your wardrobe.
Details matter, so we've added a ribbed crew neck for that classic touch, side-seamed construction for lasting shape, and double-needle hems for extra durability. So hot. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds to the quality finish, ensuring this top is as sturdy as it is stylish. And yes, it's preshrunk, so you can wash without worries, cause no-one like a flappy douche canoe top.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
XS | 44 | 47.5 |
S | 45 | 50 |
M | 46.5 | 52.5 |
L | 47.5 | 55 |
XL | 48.5 | 57.5 |