Introducing the 'Douche Canoe' Coffee Mug from The Stoopid Ink – the perfect companion for your pre douche rituals, be it dawn, dusk, or the in-betweens. Let's be honest, being a douche is tough and it ain't getting any easier out there cowboy.
This isn't just a mug; it's a statement piece for your daily grind (coffee or vodka). It's sturdy, glossy, and boasts a vivid douche canoe that captures the essence of our audacious brand. Plus, it's tough enough to handle the microwave and dishwasher, and even throwing it at a wall after getting your ass kicked in beer pong. Just kidding. It can't do that...it'll break. But save the link if you do and buy another.
Available in three sizes – the 11 oz for the classic coffee connoisseurs, the 15 oz for those extra-long meetings, and the 20 oz for the seriously caffeine-dependent, that has just enough room for your booze. Each size is designed with perfect proportions: the 11 oz stands at 3.8″ in height, the 15 oz at a loftier 4.7″, and the 20 oz at a robust 4.3″. Every mug is made from top-quality ceramic, making it as durable as it is distinctive.
So, whether you're kickstarting your morning, taking a well-deserved break, or winding down for the evening, the 'Douche Canoe' mug is your go-to.
