Let the world know the truth and say hello to the 'Bigfoot is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass' Unisex T-Shirt. This isn't just any old shirt; it's a nod to the mystery and intrigue of everyone's favorite elusive giant. Perfect for those who like their fashion with a side of folklore and fuckery.
Crafted from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, this tee is soft enough to make you wonder if it's made from tufts of Bigfoot's fur. And for the fans of heather textures, we've got a bit of polyester mixed in there too – because who doesn't like a good blend? The fabric is light yet durable (4.2 oz./yd.² or 142 g/m²), ideal for all your spontaneous wilderness adventures or just a chill day at home.
We've taken the liberty of pre-shrinking this masterpiece. That means it stays true to size, no matter how many times you toss it in the wash after your 'squatching' expeditions. It's built tough with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping – because a shirt celebrating Bigfoot should be as enduring as the legend itself.
In short, the 'Bigfoot is Real and He Tried to Eat My Ass' T-Shirt is your go-to for a casual look that's also a conversation starter. Whether you're a true believer or just a fan of the myth, this shirt's bound to turn heads and spark some fun chats. So why not wear your curiosity on your sleeve? Or, well, your chest, in this case. We also have a coffee mug, so you should probably get that too.
